Seriously, Get A New Job and Don’t Expect Good Rhyming And And And

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It’s a Tuesday afternoon,

That’s why I’m taking all your money.

When you’re working for an agency

Things can get real funny.

Money off for taxes, money off for what??

Money off for walking, money off for thought.

You’d think my job would pay for bills, and food, and other stuff

But actually, it doesn’t.

Does stuff rhyme with enough?

Part II

Question for the Universe at Large:  

How do you become president or director of something and climb up from the bottom rung of the ladder?  According to Life Long Observations Based Upon Experience (May, 2014, p. 304. par. 5), it’s not by being a hard worker or even by being good at what you do.

So what is it, then? Luck?  Balls?  Guts?   If you send me the correct answer, I will become the President of Something or Other and hire you.  You may begin at the bottom rung of the ladder.

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About Miranda S. Wrightz

I breath one breath at a time, like a normal mermaid.

2 responses to “Seriously, Get A New Job and Don’t Expect Good Rhyming And And And

  1. “Started at the bottom and now I’m here”- might be the song some famous singer sang
    BULLSHIT
    THEY WERENT BORN IN A DITCH
    PEOPLE END UP AT THE BOTTOM THEY DONT START THERE
    If I’m wrong, I owe said unknown singer six pence and a written capitalized apology.
    There ain’t no way to the top but through the gee oh dee- ya gotta take it till the end
    Or quit.
    Martha Washington, second wife of our player George

  2. George was a veritable slave driver. Don’t let no one tell you different.

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