How To Fight Like A Girl

When you get upset

and feel really mean

because you’ve just been embarrassed

but don’t want to scream,

You want to seem polite

It’s frowned upon to wring her neck

Here are some ideas

To keep you in check:

1. Just roll your eyes

2. Tell her lies

3. Step on her toe

4. Cover her bed with dough

5. Ignore her till she’s green

6. Fill her purse with caseine

7. Send her a nasty text

8. Only one word rhymes with text

Yup, those are some ideas of how to be socially appropriately mean at the moment.

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About Miranda S. Wrightz

I breath one breath at a time, like a normal mermaid.

2 responses to “How To Fight Like A Girl

  1. Anonymous

    Next
    Sext
    Hexed
    Flexed
    You could have gone any direction with that sir platypus

  2. Ah. Thank you, I will use this list as a future reference.

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