There once was a man from St. Murtle
Who decided to purchase a girdle.
It fit him quite well,
Some said it was swell.
For now he looks much like a turtle.
There was an old woman named Shiri
Who liked to eat pie with her kiwi
Her daughters said “Gross!”
They had a doctor diagnose
Now she eats pie with zucchini.
Old McDumphrey sat readin’
His wife continued her beadin’
Their children climbed trees
got stung by bumblebees
Now the trial of their parents is proceedin’.